Beowulf Parody of Still Alive by yumyum36, literature
Literature
Beowulf Parody of Still Alive
This was a triumph.
We saved the kingdom: FINALLY
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
My fame’s across lands
My boast’s are all true
And I died happily
Gold is for all my people
Except for the ones who ran away.
But there's no sense crying over those mistakes.
You just keep on taking all of the runner’s stakes.
And dumb dragons die.
And Wiglaf’s willed the throne
Over the people who are still alive.
I'm not even saddened
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though I broke your arm
And killed you
And killed you mother
And kept your claw as a trophy
As for what I did, you killed our people first
Now I’m living
The candy store itself had seen better days. With rotten lollipops stashed in with the black licorice, the welcome mat with unfading letters, the five-year old door itself in pristine condition, the windows cracked.
The woman sighed as she closed up the shop, its fifth customer barely gone an hour, she stumbled up to the sneaking one last peek before going back to grab the purse, the paper with big red letters spelling out EVICTED, and an adored photo, soon looked upon as the door closed behind her.
She sauntered home alone in the dark, the night playing it own invisible spell as she looked upon the photo of a man with a yearning face.
The
Beowulf Parody of Still Alive by yumyum36, literature
Literature
Beowulf Parody of Still Alive
This was a triumph.
We saved the kingdom: FINALLY
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
My fame’s across lands
My boast’s are all true
And I died happily
Gold is for all my people
Except for the ones who ran away.
But there's no sense crying over those mistakes.
You just keep on taking all of the runner’s stakes.
And dumb dragons die.
And Wiglaf’s willed the throne
Over the people who are still alive.
I'm not even saddened
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though I broke your arm
And killed you
And killed you mother
And kept your claw as a trophy
As for what I did, you killed our people first
Now I’m living
The candy store itself had seen better days. With rotten lollipops stashed in with the black licorice, the welcome mat with unfading letters, the five-year old door itself in pristine condition, the windows cracked.
The woman sighed as she closed up the shop, its fifth customer barely gone an hour, she stumbled up to the sneaking one last peek before going back to grab the purse, the paper with big red letters spelling out EVICTED, and an adored photo, soon looked upon as the door closed behind her.
She sauntered home alone in the dark, the night playing it own invisible spell as she looked upon the photo of a man with a yearning face.
The
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http://www.youtube.com/user/yumyum366
I have two videos so far:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NNUcCPP-LY
The second of the two being in HD.
If you haven't looked at my gallery recently, you might notice I've got a couple of new photos up.
This is mainly because I have decided to post something weekly to Deviantart, so I can convince more people to look at my stuff, and to have a bigger gallery total.